Animal Anthropomorphism Fan Pillows

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

No gnu taxes.

Presidential Hopefuls

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Do me next."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Meow"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Clandestine cows.

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"