Animal Anthropomorphism Fan Pillows

'I do great voice-overs.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

No gnu taxes.

Presidential Hopefuls

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Do me next."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Meow"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Split the last one?

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

Happy birthday Darling!

Clandestine cows.

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

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