Anthropomorphic Art Fan Pillows

"No, this is the elephant."

Born to Stray

"You need a hobby."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Times like this I'm glad I don't have nine lives."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

Split the last one?

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Wagging Dog

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Picasso: The Early Years

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Meow"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"I'm a monster."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

Cubism Model

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'