Anthropomorphic Art Admirer Pillows

"I'm a monster."

"They're not home.."

"The true story"

The Itchy Back

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Hair spray"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

The Formal Street Artist

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"No religious nuts!"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

"You need a hobby."

"No, this is the elephant."

Les Fleurs Du Mal

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

"Don't even think about it."

'Going down?'

"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.