Anthropomorphic Animal Admirer Pillows

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Do me next."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

TSA Noah

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.