Anthropomorphic Animal Admirer Prints

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Do me next."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

Spring Training

"He's gone goth"

TSA Noah

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'