Anthropomorphic Animals Fan Prints

"Blow a condo deal and move back in with the pigs."

"I asked mom to bring back krill for me and foot deodorizer for you."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Meow"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Happy birthday Darling!

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"We grind our own catnip."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Life is pointless."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"You need a hobby."

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"No, this is the elephant."

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'