Anthropomorphic Fans Prints

"Slop again?!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Meow"

"I'm a monster."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"The true story"

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Life is pointless."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"You need a hobby."

"No, this is the elephant."

"It's a human hand!"

'It's time you booked yourself into rehab!'

"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"