Anthropomorphism Admirer Pillows

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"No religious nuts!"

"It's always 'The humble lima bean this, and the humble lima bean that.'"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"You didn't specify which slippers, so I brought the L.L. Bean and UGG. Also, Mittens here made you an old-fashioned."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Police Dept Agnes 153216 Disorderly Pecking" "Police Dept Agnes 153216 Disorderly Pecking" "Police Dept Bucky 141338 Burglary, Wooden Leg" "Police Dept Bucky 141338 Burglary, Wooden Leg"

'Get in! No time to explain!'

Oh, this is all terribly wrong.

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

"Do me next."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"She's a miniature."

A trevor of trainspotters

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"I'm a monster."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Hair spray"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"