Anthropomorphism Admirers Pillows

"Hair spray"

Think for yourselves! Shorn would finally die in a head-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Do me next."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"She's a miniature."

A trevor of trainspotters

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I'm a monster."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"No religious nuts!"

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Alligator Bars

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

"Please don't go!"