Anthropomorphism Admirers Prints

"Hair spray"

Think for yourselves! Shorn would finally die in a head-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Do me next."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"She's a miniature."

A trevor of trainspotters

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"I'm a monster."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Early attempts at standardising currency.

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"No religious nuts!"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Alligator Bars

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Please don't go!"