Anthropomorphism Lover Prints

Planties

'Bucks and Does.'

"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"She's a miniature."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"I'm a monster."

"Hair spray"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

Alligator Bars

"No religious nuts!"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

"Life is pointless."

"Please don't go!"

"The true story"