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'Bucks and Does.'

"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"She's a miniature."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Hair spray"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"I'm a monster."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Alligator Bars

"No religious nuts!"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Life is pointless."

"Please don't go!"

The Life of a Sentient Rock