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'I had a tough childhood. I was abandoned on a doorstep.'

'Are you still doing that goldfish canary combo?'

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

"Zimmerman, stop schmoozing"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"She's a miniature."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"I'm a monster."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Hair spray"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"No religious nuts!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

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"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"