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"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Do me next."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"She's a miniature."

A trevor of trainspotters

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"I'm a monster."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Hair spray"

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Early attempts at standardising currency.

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

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"No religious nuts!"

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."