Anthropomorphization Admirer Mugs

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Do me next."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"She's a miniature."

A trevor of trainspotters

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"Hair spray"

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I'm a monster."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

Alligator Bars

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"No religious nuts!"

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."