Anthropomorphism Appreciator Mugs

Butterfly with talons

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

"I couldn't help overhearing what you ladies said about all the chlorine in the toilet water, and I could not agree more."

"Please don't go!"

"If we got one of those we wouldn't need to migrate!"

The Life of a Sentient Rock

Army PR: 'Okay,stand to attention men! Here comes the Brigadeer!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Do me next."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"She's a miniature."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

A trevor of trainspotters

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You've changed."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"I'm a monster."

"Hair spray"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers