Anthropomorphic Enthusiast Mugs

"Happy birthday! Make a wish and blow out the candles!" "I wish you'd find a man."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Hair spray"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"I'm a monster."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Split the last one?

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"No religious nuts!"

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

"The true story"

"We grind our own catnip."

"You need a hobby."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"No, this is the elephant."

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

"They're not home.."

The Itchy Back

"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"

Les Fleurs Du Mal

"Don't even think about it."