Anthropomorphic Art Appreciator Pillows

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Do me next."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"I'm a monster."

"Hair spray"

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Split the last one?

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"No religious nuts!"

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

"The true story"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Please don't go!"

"You need a hobby."

"No, this is the elephant."

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

"They're not home.."

The Itchy Back

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

'Yeah, so our parents used to run together... what of it?'

"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"