Anthropomorphic Animal Fan Pillows

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"Psst ... it's your bookie."

"Meow"

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Dearly beloved...

It's a letter from Romulus and Remus thanking me for feeding them...Now, isn't that sweet...

The main issue is not dogs per se, but is more the values of a system in which dogs are permitted to exist...

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Antler Buzzers.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"