Anthropomorphic Animal Fan Gifts

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"Psst ... it's your bookie."

"Meow"

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Dearly beloved...

It's a letter from Romulus and Remus thanking me for feeding them...Now, isn't that sweet...

The main issue is not dogs per se, but is more the values of a system in which dogs are permitted to exist...

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Antler Buzzers.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

Split the last one?

Happy birthday Darling!

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."