Anthropomorphic Fan Gifts

"Oh, great... they say they all have headaches."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Meow"

"I'm a monster."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

Split the last one?

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"I prefer your early pieces."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"You need a hobby."

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"The true story"

"Life is pointless."