Anthropomorphic Fan Mugs

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Meow"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"I'm a monster."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"I prefer your early pieces."

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"The true story"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Life is pointless."

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"You need a hobby."