Anthropomorphism Fan Mugs

'Of course we can talk about your milking me...as soon as we've been properly introduced.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'It has recently come to my attention you're a groundhog.'

'The 89's are very forward with meat on the nose and a lingering marrow-bone finish.'

"It's a human hand!"

'It's imposible not to see them as funny looking penguins!'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'It's time you booked yourself into rehab!'

Harold...your human is open.

Beware of the Beware Dog Sign.

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"Life is pointless."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

A rabbit wearing slippers with a human face on them.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"I just had the craziest nightmare that bears couldn’t talk!"

"What's so funny about two monkeys in a bar?"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"She's a miniature."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Meow"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"Hair spray"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."