Anthropomorphized Animal Fan Pillows

"Actually I say a lot of things. I just don't think people listen."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Meow"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Antler Buzzers.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'Charlotte's web-cam'