Anthropomorphized Animal Fan T-Shirts

"Actually I say a lot of things. I just don't think people listen."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Meow"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Antler Buzzers.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

Split the last one?

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."