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"No, this is the elephant."

Born to Stray

"You need a hobby."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Times like this I'm glad I don't have nine lives."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Wagging Dog

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Picasso: The Early Years

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Meow"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"I'm a monster."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

Cubism Model

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"The true story"

"Life is pointless."