Animal Anthropomorphism Fans Pillows

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Do me next."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Meow"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Hair spray"

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Split the last one?

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"You need a hobby."

"We grind our own catnip."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

"Life is pointless."

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"No, this is the elephant."

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'