Animal Anthropomorphism Fans Pillows

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Do me next."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Meow"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Hair spray"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Life is pointless."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"We grind our own catnip."

"You need a hobby."

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"No, this is the elephant."

"...and finally..."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'It's my feature wall.'