Animal Transformation Fan Pillows

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"You've changed."

"Meow"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

'This is a real barnburner.'

Clandestine cows.

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.