Animal Transformation Fan Pillows

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Meow"

"You've changed."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

Clandestine cows.

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"The court granted me a new identity!"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'