Animal Metaphor Appreciator Pillows

Having Just Been Elected Leader Of The Pack Marty Decided To Tell The Others The Truth.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat and mouse

Meat Grinder

"Say hello to my little friend."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

You complete me!

Laboratory Retriever

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Ostrich Curoisities

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"I could do that."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Say cheese!

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Rabbits picknick

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'