Animal Metaphors Aficionado Pillows

A bipartisan committee.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Rogue elephant

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

Various Birds of Pray.

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Shop for cats

"Your education in business and management is impressive, but I'm hesitant to put you in a leadership position now that I see you're a lemming."

Swine flu

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"