Animal Metaphors Aficionado Mugs

A bipartisan committee.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Rogue elephant

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

Various Birds of Pray.

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Swine flu

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!