Animal Metaphor Enthusiast Mugs

"Sometimes I think he's toying with me."

'What a skunk! -- He says he was hounded out of office by a rat.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Penguin

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Rogue elephant

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Various Birds of Pray.

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Swine flu

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"Your education in business and management is impressive, but I'm hesitant to put you in a leadership position now that I see you're a lemming."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."