Animal Metaphor Enthusiast Mugs

"Sometimes I think he's toying with me."

'What a skunk! -- He says he was hounded out of office by a rat.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Rogue elephant

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Various Birds of Pray.

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Swine flu

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!