Animal Metaphor Admirer T-Shirts

Those are alligator tears, Al. What's the difference between crocodile tears and alligator tears? Crocodile tears are insincere. Alligator tears are sincere, but alligators are whining crybabies.

Can you say "compensating"?

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

'Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly'.

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Bears

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

TSA Noah

Spring Training

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"He's gone goth"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.