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"Did you see who did this, sir?"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Okay, which one of you called me CANDYASS?!"

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Various Birds of Pray.

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Your education in business and management is impressive, but I'm hesitant to put you in a leadership position now that I see you're a lemming."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

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For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

Warbling on the First Date

'Of course I look silly. My psychiatrist told me to come out of my shell!

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).