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'The birds and the bees' (American euphemism for sex)

"Staff support"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Destroyers"

Happy birthday Darling!

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'We should talk more.'

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'The way I see it, there's still life in the old dog, yet, Doctor.' 'That reminds me. I'm going to have your eyes tested.'

'It's my feature wall.'

"I know it's awkward with me being the new boss and all....but when you meet me in the halls, don't act like I'm going to eat you alive."

"I can't see it lasting!"

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"I did it!"

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

"I can't help being senior management..."

"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."

Grizzy Selfie

"Your entire body is riddled with chestnuts."

'Davey can't come out! He's got the weasles!'

A doctor examines an unusual parasitic case.

'Five day waiting period? Man, I need to resolve a conflict right now.'

"Sometimes I think he's toying with me."

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'