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'The way I see it, there's still life in the old dog, yet, Doctor.' 'That reminds me. I'm going to have your eyes tested.'

"Staff support"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

No littering...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Wow, what a DILF."

Balloon dog training

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"Destroyers"

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Get a life."

Pets christmas tree

Dog's Sandwich

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"I can't see it lasting!"

"He's taken it badly. Been a working dog all his life."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'