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"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."

'I think it's unfair how people keep referring to us as sexist.'

'This is my classmate Tim. His mom is a lawyer and his dad is a banker.'

"I can't help being senior management..."

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

Miserable Old Cows

'What a skunk! -- He says he was hounded out of office by a rat.'

"Staff support"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Destroyers"

Dogs texting each other emojis

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'We should talk more.'

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'