Animal Metaphor Fan Gifts

"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."

'I think it's unfair how people keep referring to us as sexist.'

'This is my classmate Tim. His mom is a lawyer and his dad is a banker.'

"I can't help being senior management..."

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

Miserable Old Cows

'What a skunk! -- He says he was hounded out of office by a rat.'

"Your education in business and management is impressive, but I'm hesitant to put you in a leadership position now that I see you're a lemming."

"Staff support"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Destroyers"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Dogs texting each other emojis

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'We should talk more.'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'