Dog Metaphor Fan Gifts

'The way I see it, there's still life in the old dog, yet, Doctor.' 'That reminds me. I'm going to have your eyes tested.'

"Staff support"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

No littering...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Wow, what a DILF."

Garbage Piñata

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

Balloon dog training

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"Destroyers"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"Your education in business and management is impressive, but I'm hesitant to put you in a leadership position now that I see you're a lemming."

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Dog's Sandwich

No Dogs.

"Get a life."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Pets christmas tree

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

The bad news is, Fluffy ate the squeaker out of her toy. The good news is, it's going to sound hilarious coming out.

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

"I can't see it lasting!"

'You wish, Timmy.'