Animal Metaphor Fans Gifts

'The birds and the bees' (American euphemism for sex)

"Staff support"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

'How can I be the symbol for happiness and be a blue bird?'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Destroyers"

Happy birthday Darling!

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'We should talk more.'

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

"Your education in business and management is impressive, but I'm hesitant to put you in a leadership position now that I see you're a lemming."

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

"I know it's awkward with me being the new boss and all....but when you meet me in the halls, don't act like I'm going to eat you alive."

'The way I see it, there's still life in the old dog, yet, Doctor.' 'That reminds me. I'm going to have your eyes tested.'

"I can't see it lasting!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'Uh-oh. This doesn't bode well.'

"It is the complete works of shakespeare alright but the pig's claiming he wrote them."

"I did it!"

"I can't help being senior management..."

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."

'Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly'.

"Your entire body is riddled with chestnuts."

'Davey can't come out! He's got the weasles!'

A doctor examines an unusual parasitic case.

'Sparky's amazing ability to speak to humans betrays him...'

'Five day waiting period? Man, I need to resolve a conflict right now.'