"I know it's awkward with me being the new boss and all....but when you meet me in the halls, don't act like I'm going to eat you alive."
Animal Metaphor Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves animal metaphors? Our collection showcases their creative way of seeing the world through humorous and insightful products. Perfect for those who appreciate clever comparisons like 'busy as a bee' or 'lionheart.' Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items are designed to delight and inspire animal metaphor lovers with their spirited and whimsical designs.
'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'
City Zoo: Day Care
Copycats
Police Feline Unit
"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."
'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'
'Hmph. College kids.'
"Why do they do that?"
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"
"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."
'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'
"Cat box"
'Ahhh...'
'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'
Fly Football
"When is my next parole hearing?"
"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."
"The fish sticks here are very good."
'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'
This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.
Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.
Squirrel Chasing a Dog
Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.
Faster, Georges, faster!
"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"
"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"
Billy. The Kid.
Swan Fairy Tales
'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'
'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'
Cow's Last Will and Testament.
'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'
Animal Metaphor Lover Gifts Collection
Animal Metaphor Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that playfully showcase animal metaphors—great for brightening mornings or inspiring workdays.
Animal Metaphor Lover Pillows
Discover pillows adorned with humorous animal metaphors—ideal for adding personality and comfort to any room.
Animal Metaphor Lover Prints
Browse our artistic prints celebrating animal metaphors—an excellent way to inspire and entertain in any living or workspace.
Animal Metaphor Lover T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that feature clever animal comparisons—perfect for expressing personality with humor and style.