"You'll be better off in the Washington swamps."
Animal Allegory Lover Gifts
If you’re captivated by the cleverness of animal allegories, explore our selection of products that highlight these poetic and humorous representations. From playful prints to witty gifts, we cater to those who see animals as symbols of deeper stories, making your gift both thoughtful and amusing. Whether for yourself or a fellow lover of allegorical tales, discover items that celebrate the wit and wonder of animal symbolism.
City Zoo: Day Care
Copycats
Police Feline Unit
"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."
'Hmph. College kids.'
'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'
"Why do they do that?"
"Cat box"
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"
'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'
"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."
"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."
'Ahhh...'
'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'
Swan Fairy Tales
Fly Football
"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"
Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.
Faster, Georges, faster!
"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"
Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.
This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.
Squirrel Chasing a Dog
"When is my next parole hearing?"
"The fish sticks here are very good."
Billy. The Kid.
'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'
'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'
"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."
'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'
Cow's Last Will and Testament.
'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'
'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'
Animal Allegory Lover Gifts Collection
Animal Allegory Lover Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate animal allegories—perfect for storytelling, humor, and symbolism lovers seeking a morning conversation starter.
Animal Allegory Lover Pillows
Add charm and personality with pillows that showcase playful animal allegories—bring humor and symbolism into your living space.
Animal Allegory Lover Prints
Find stunning prints that depict the wit and symbolism of animals as allegories—great for inspiring stories and sparking conversation in your home.
Animal Allegory Lover T-Shirts
Explore our selection of T-shirts featuring clever animal allegories—ideal for expressing your love of symbolism and turning heads with witty, artistic designs.