Animal Allegory Enthusiast Gifts

"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Carpet Cows

'That looks tempting.'

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

"Thanks, Batman!"

Metaphors.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"You'll be better off in the Washington swamps."

'Yes, the lights are on, but there's nobody home...'

Fifi the Talking Poodle - Translations by Blinky.

"Sometimes I think he's toying with me."

"I'm here today to talk to you about the dark side of outsourcing."

"I'm sorry you feel that we've been milking you."

A Pig Pen At The Cattle Show

How milkshakes are made

'When did dogs get the vacuum?'

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

Veterinary Surgeon

Ok chaps, let's put this cheap Christmas cracker trumpet through its paces!

Father rabbit uses his front legs to make ears for his son as they pose for pictures.

'What is he doing? Herbert wanted an unmarked grave.'

'You lied to me- I'm not a lemming am I?'

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

"I don't think the new guy is going to work out."

'He's my lawyer.'

Hay-loes

A man makes a lewd gesture towards a cow.

'One day, bull and bear will retire and then the both of us will be there to grab the good jobs at the stock exchange, eh, buddy?'