Mythical Animal Enthusiast Gifts

'I never said you were a hypochonriac, I said your illness was a myth.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Viking Loch Ness

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Meowlzebub

Mermaids in love

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Beauty and the Beast

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."