Mystical Pet Enthusiast Gifts

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

When Pugs dream.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

Self-walking dog

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

'It's a good owl dog.'

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

Christmas Puppy Bow

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

See no evil, hear no evil & speak no evil.

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."