Mystical Pet Enthusiast Gifts

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

When Pugs dream.

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

Self-walking dog

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

'It's a good owl dog.'

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

Christmas Puppy Bow

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."