Mystical Dog Lover Gifts

Telepekingesis.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Gym Dog

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Teacher's pet dog

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'Beware of SUV.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

Houdini's Dog

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

When Pugs dream.

"I promised him he could have a pet."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'How to make money in the stock market.'

'The homework ate my dog.'

Beware of the dog.

Octopus Lady

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

Pavement Art.

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'