Mystical Dog Lover Gifts

Telepekingesis.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Gym Dog

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Teacher's pet dog

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'Beware of SUV.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Houdini's Dog

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

'How to make money in the stock market.'

'The homework ate my dog.'

"I promised him he could have a pet."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Beware of the dog.

When Pugs dream.

Octopus Lady

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Pavement Art.

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'