Mystic Lover Gifts

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

Ok, line three, what letter am I thinking of? The All-Seeing Eye Test.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Tiny Visions

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Primitive magician

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Emma's Unicorn

Tooth fairy

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"No guarantees, right?"

'Please enter your pin now.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'Pick a business card.'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'