Mystic Lover Gifts

"Sorry, but my WiFi is down."

Fortune Teller looks aghast at what she shes in her crystal ball.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Primitive magician

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Tiny Visions

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Cut out and keep your own Fairy Godmother.

Emma's Unicorn

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Tooth fairy

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"At least she's reading."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"No guarantees, right?"

'Please enter your pin now.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'Pick a business card.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Purple Fairy