Mythical Pet Fan Gifts

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

What does aloof mean?

Warrior Woman

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Dragon Graph

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Scientist seen on loch.

The Golf Gremlin.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Sea Monster

'How's that, Umpire?'

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

"You're kidding right? There's no such thing as a vampire walrus!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

Big Boy Foot

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Can we keep him?'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'