Mythical Pet Owner Gifts

'And here's something for the dog.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

The Elliot Ness monster.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Which one is yours?"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

A were-cow.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"It's only the wind."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

Love Hurts

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

You looked different during our video chat.

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."