Mythical Pet Owner Pillows

'And here's something for the dog.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

The Elliot Ness monster.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Which one is yours?"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

A were-cow.

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Rest assured, this hotel is second to none in providing for all the creature comforts.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Love Hurts

"It's only the wind."

A Centaur Taking A Shower